Last Kiss by John Lustig for October 06, 2021

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    John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator about 3 years ago

    Here’s the link to the original vintage art and text.

    http://www.lastkisscomics.com/comic/think-big/

    Copy and paste or highlight the link and right click to go to the page. Thanks!

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    RAGs  about 3 years ago

    I once had a friend who described a mutual acquaintance as being “Hung like a hamster”.

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    GreasyOldTam  about 3 years ago

    Many years ago, I worked with a woman who admitted that she had entered, and won, a wet tee shirt contest in the “unlimited” division (last round was topless). I tried to convince her that next time she should insist on a reciprocal contest for the men. She gave me a long look that said “no” very eloquently.

    I’m not sure why this cartoon reminded me of that story, which I hadn’t thought about in thirty years.

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    pschearer Premium Member about 3 years ago

    I’m reminded of that old song from a Disney movie: “It’s what you do with what you’ve got.”

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    eromlig  about 3 years ago

    But he has a big hat, a big mustache, and drives a Hummer — what more do you need to know about him?

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    C  about 3 years ago

    Fair enough. I say the same about women that have small _____

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    sevaar777  about 3 years ago

    It’s not what you got, it’s how you use it.

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    LeftCoastKen Premium Member about 3 years ago

    She said, “Honest, size doesn’t matter to me … (cough cough)”

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    PoodleGroomer  about 3 years ago

    A little tongue?

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    B.D.  about 3 years ago

    But if he has a little…wallet?

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    pcolli  about 3 years ago

    Been stretched too much, dear?

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 3 years ago

    At what point does she find out?

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    The Reader Premium Member about 3 years ago

    I had to check that the strip’s name hadn’t changed to ‘Little Kiss!’

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    nosirrom  about 3 years ago

    Glove size?

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    Differentname  about 3 years ago

    The Slut’s Paradox : Too little is too much?

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    Uhohcroc  about 3 years ago

    Since when do you have to censor,”bank account”?

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    gopher gofer  about 3 years ago

    expense account…

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    oakie817  about 3 years ago

    well, 2 out of 3……

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    Vet Premium Member about 3 years ago

    A new name for that male part…..add that to the list.xD

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    Zebrastripes  about 3 years ago

    The long and short of it…I pass!

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    gene06825 Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Yes. Hilarious. So hilarious. It’s like it’s breaking new ground in comedy. Honestly, I don’t think that I have ever even once in my entire lifetime come across anything as hilarious as this. And then, to top it off, adding that “censored” part in there was a stroke of pure genius. I mean, because it’s “censored,” it really leaves one wondering just what was being said after all, but then again I think that we can all figure out what she meant, right? Because we’re so smart. Like I said, just hilarious…

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    Calvins Brother  about 3 years ago

    I haven’t figured out what part of me is “censored”. Guess I’ll have to ask my wife.

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    Display  about 3 years ago

    He will eventually have to come to grips with the situation.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member about 3 years ago

    She didn’t say rape, so the charge was “Assault with a Dead Weapon”….

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    Holden Awn  about 3 years ago

    If he’s got a little (censored), does he still have a chance of getting a little?

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    Ontman  about 3 years ago

    It’s not the plane, it’s the pilot.

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    freshmeet2030  about 3 years ago

    Wouldn’t that be " A lot too little", instead?

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    Cornelius Robinson Premium Member about 3 years ago

    If it fits in her fist like so, she’s unhappy

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    schaefer jim  about 3 years ago

    IT the long and short of this toon, the word is p——-s!

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    John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator about 3 years ago

    I was just reading Neil Kohney’s The Other End comic today and it looks like we have companion themes for our gags today. What are the odds?

    https://www.gocomics.com/mycomics/215795

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    cleokaya  about 3 years ago

    A little wiener dog perhaps

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    montylc2001  about 3 years ago

    One of my ex wifes told me once of a guy she dated that was a beautiful man, handsome, buff, great bum….but he was only 1/4 inch long, hard. Couldn’t even feel it. She knew then why he could not keep a girlfriend.

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    tinstar  about 3 years ago

    Hm, if a little (censored) is a little too much, then, she should be fairly well-satisfied.

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    clayface9 Premium Member about 3 years ago

    I guess I don’t have a shot with her.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member about 3 years ago

    picked up a cute chick at the bar tonight. got back to my place, got amorous… took all my clothes off. She pointed and said, “who you gonna please with that little thing?”

    I said, “Me.”

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    whahoppened  about 3 years ago

    Hey John, in the second speech balloon, can we replace “Censored” with “Mushroom”? (I heard it mentioned in one of the new books.)

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