If you shaved off that mustache, people would be more willing to trust you. You’d have to make other changes to have fewer breakups. Lots of other changes.
“I’ll let you in on a secret Honey. Most women can’t date a man with no eyeballs for very long. It makes us wonder why we get dressed up and put makeup on.”
Exchange between Demi Moore & Rob Lowe in the movie About Last Night (originally a play that got renamed because the studios didn’t think they could sell Sexual Perversion In Chicago):
Yup! Some women are just not into me. Moving on, I soon found a woman who was into me. We settled down and have been happy ever since. Last I heard, some of the women who were not into me are still looking for their perfect man. I wish them luck.
John, I like your adaptations. But… You got me thinkin’ (not a good thing). All the comics you use as inspiration have a 40’s-60’s “vibe” to them. I’m not asking you to change; I wish that the 2020’s could be a “simple” to deal with as these showed. But, since they can’t, I like your wicked sense of humor and your modern take on these old classics. I will say that the ladies in the old works, young AND mature, are very “perky”- that must be from the titanium bras, courtesy of the Lustig Mines.
allen@home over 2 years ago
Of course i believe them. Because it’s true.
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator over 2 years ago
Here’s the link to the original vintage art and text—-plus some very funny riffs from fan “fine jams and jellies since 1982.”
http://www.lastkisscomics.com/comic/my-fault-never/
Copy and paste or highlight the link and right click to go to the page. Thanks!
GreasyOldTam over 2 years ago
Not to change the subject, but you matched your blouse, lipstick, earrings and eye shadow to my shirt, so what’s up with that?
RAGs over 2 years ago
He sounds like someone no self-respecting woman would want to be with.
amanda.elliott3619 over 2 years ago
i don’t really understand the orignal strips, they don’t really make sense but i am a follower of story lines
scote1379 Premium Member over 2 years ago
I’ll bet that even the Guys tell Him that !
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 2 years ago
The fault is on his parents who raised him.
nosirrom over 2 years ago
Why would they lie? They’re dumping me.
-Saint- over 2 years ago
Perhaps he likes to break up to make up…!
bmckee over 2 years ago
When a woman says, “It’s not you, it’s me”… it’s you.
gopher gofer over 2 years ago
he’s lucky to have gone out with such kind women – the ones i went out with always made sure to tell me that it was my fault…
Ontman over 2 years ago
Exactly how many women are we talking about?
coltish1 over 2 years ago
If you shaved off that mustache, people would be more willing to trust you. You’d have to make other changes to have fewer breakups. Lots of other changes.
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
Ha, come here,kid, we need to talk….
John9 over 2 years ago
It’s not you, it’s me. Me getting in my car and leaving you.
swanridge over 2 years ago
“I’ll let you in on a secret Honey. Most women can’t date a man with no eyeballs for very long. It makes us wonder why we get dressed up and put makeup on.”
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 2 years ago
Well, they never complained about anything in bed!
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs over 2 years ago
Trust me, kid. It IS your fault.
(They always admitted it to me.)
anomaly over 2 years ago
Are you saying all women are liars? That includes you, by the way.
Another Take over 2 years ago
BILL: HA! Remember when Mom would dress us alike just because we were twins? Remember?
JACK: Yeah.
schaefer jim over 2 years ago
Only when she asks for more!
I'm Sad over 2 years ago
“Excuses”…. Good one!!!
lawguy05 over 2 years ago
Hey, buddy – open your eyes!
Cozmik Cowboy over 2 years ago
Exchange between Demi Moore & Rob Lowe in the movie About Last Night (originally a play that got renamed because the studios didn’t think they could sell Sexual Perversion In Chicago):
“You’re the best lover I’ve ever had!”
“Eh, I bet you say that to all the guys.”
“You’re right, I do – and they all believe me.”
Howie Vasive Premium Member over 2 years ago
Been married nine times? Hell, it might be you.
cleokaya over 2 years ago
I have had the opposite experience. It’s always my fault
globalenterprize1990 over 2 years ago
Yup! Some women are just not into me. Moving on, I soon found a woman who was into me. We settled down and have been happy ever since. Last I heard, some of the women who were not into me are still looking for their perfect man. I wish them luck.
Thorby over 2 years ago
John, I like your adaptations. But… You got me thinkin’ (not a good thing). All the comics you use as inspiration have a 40’s-60’s “vibe” to them. I’m not asking you to change; I wish that the 2020’s could be a “simple” to deal with as these showed. But, since they can’t, I like your wicked sense of humor and your modern take on these old classics. I will say that the ladies in the old works, young AND mature, are very “perky”- that must be from the titanium bras, courtesy of the Lustig Mines.