Last Kiss by John Lustig for May 04, 2022

What’s his left hand holding? Really, now?

I think they’re making a big mistake.

As long as you get invited back you are not“inadequate”

It’s not how big, but how you use it…

Watch out for the wet spot. It might get a bit slick there. (Fifty foot lovers, what next? And can’t they use some protection?)

[nsfw] I heard that big slut is also doing it with the Jolly Green Giant.

It’s like watching horses mate! Violent!

Whole Lotta Love!

The 50 ft isn’t his height…

“He could have an affair with the Lincoln Tunnel! I mean, he’s really high! He’s big, I’ll tell you! He’s a big guy!”

Rodney Dangerfield, from the classic SNL skit The Pepsi Syndrome, AKA “The Amazing Colossal President”.

Thank you for creating yet another disturbing off-scene visual in our heads. Yikes.

I remember seeing those in a double feature one weekend many years ago on an old B&W TV before HD.

Give them a break. It’s not like they have hotel bedrooms with 70 foot ceilings and 60 foot beds.

I’ll have what she’s having!

Colossal Man or Colossal Beast? And yes, there’s a noticeable difference.

The 50 foot woman and the Amazing Colossal Man! Now that is one romp in bed!

I heard Paul Bunyan wants in on the action.

My forearm deformity left a perfect notch for encircling hippie chick’s throats. There IS a reason for everything!

Bridezilla vs King D♂ng…

King Kong Lives (1986) enacted this very scene between King Kong and Lady Kong and his two human protectors.

It is why I don’t watch erotica with any partners any more. Their look of disappointment was more than I could bear. Women do care about size!

Moaners, no screamers in my life work!

Their relationship is “electrifying.”

This would be a big deal event

Behind door #1 is a 50’ woman. Behind door #2 is 50 ways to leave your lover. Your pick.

ever since that day she’s referred to it as my ‘cute lil toothpick’…

The 50 foot woman was dating Scary Gary’s henchman Leopold for a while, I wonder what happened?

“Also, she really should try to find underpants in her size.”

where’d he get the condom?

WoW!

I wasn’t that impressed.