Last Kiss by John Lustig for December 28, 2022

Come on honey you’ve got to help me.

“But I’ve heard that if you hold it you could damage the prostate gland, making it very difficult to get an erection, or even become aroused!”

A jealous husband might kill you.

Better sorry than safe?

“Did you have a fight with your right hand?”

She: Male deer have their antlers and they survive … Oh, bad analogy!

He: Have you ever been to a hunting lodge? Don’t leave me hanging!

It won’t kill me but it has been known to drive men (and some women) crazy. And you wouldn’t want me to go crazy and be locked up now would you?

Is his name RANDY ?

He can handle it. But women can be much more inventive and simply find deep comfort in the shower attachment’s warm soothing waters

What? She’s passing up a chance? ☺️

He’s makes a good point!

Led to the deaths of many and the births of many more.

After bitter experience, she might agree with Lord Chesterfield regarding Sex:

“The pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the cost is d-mnable.”

He’s right. It should be covered by health insurance.

I’m sure he’ll soon have the situation well in hand.

That sounds like something a teenage boy would say.

If a guy isn’t horny….he should see a doctor.

Why be the first victim?

I’m not dead yet.