Last Kiss by John Lustig for January 11, 2023

Sadly that’s how it goes sometimes.

His proposal was “You’re What? And We Have To What?” Stan & Jan Berenstain from their Pre-Bear work.

Sounds like they engaged before this.

This sort of sounds like “Muskrat Love”, a song that I heard somewhere.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBYV_7a0FQs

I can wait to see what happens next!

It was a seminal moment in the relationship.

I remember when my sister figured out that she was born 7 months and 3 weeks after my parents got married.

Details. details. The important thing is that he’s rich. …… He is rich, right?

Worst reason in the world to get married.

She really called to thank daddy for showing off his new shotgun.

Like a character on Yellow Stone said, “never count backwards at the first kid’s birthday.”

Or, a character in the Thin Man series. I’m not illiterate. My parents were married five months before I was born.

That’s not the order in which to follow….Oy‼️

Whoever the unknown artist was, they sure had a way of drawing an attractive woman’s visage.

It’s useful to find out before marriage if the couple if fertile together. Used to be the norm for most people when keeping the population up was the problem.

THATS THE WAY IT SHOULD BE . LOL

Show some self-control and don’t get married until the kid’s out of college.

An old saying. “An eager young bride can accomplish in seven months what a countess or cow needs nine for.”

You DO want to make sure she’s fertile.

……………………

Two men went fishing.

“Hey, man, your hook isn’t baited.”

“Could YOU bait it for me?”

“Hey, man, you hung one.”

“Could YOU reel it in for me?”

“Could YOU take it off the line for me?”

“Man, you’re so lazy you need a son to do all your work for you.”

“That’s a good idea. Do you know where I can find a pregnant woman?”

Old school phone sex was cumbersome and, without a video screen or speaker, often unsatisfying.

Hey grandma, here’s another baby for you to raise

Afterwards he broke off the engagement.