Last Kiss by John Lustig for August 11, 2023

You’re dead ringer for a femme fatale, Honey

The crowds must get kinda thin after the third time or so. Unless they just want to be sure that THIS time, she really is gone.

It’s all that fake weeping and moaning that folks can’t stand…

What else does she fake?

I think Tom Sawyer did that… about 180 years ago.

Her life is a soap opera. Or a comic book.

What a waste of smooth skin?

It only works once, then after that, you’re on your own!

HA! At least she didn’t jump out of a cake at this one.

She’s a one trick pony.

She also said NO at her wedding.

I swear, some people just can NOT take a joke.

Well, not that you asked, but that kind of an act has a lot more impact the first time.

The question is: who are they burying?

How else can you learn what people really think of you?

i actually once had a co-worker who told everyone his father had died (he hadn’t) to scam the company for the condolence payment that’s customary in japan…

Eh happens a lot on em soapy operas.

Can’t blame a girl for wanting a fresh start.

So did Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn.