Last Kiss by John Lustig for February 24, 2025

One should keep abreast of these developments

That could just as easily have read “bosomed”…

Those little bumps went 36 DD.

Something even Lon Chaney, Jr., should know: you can’t spell blossom without the letters b o s o m

Was that blossomed or busted?

“Well, it’s good to feel you, even though I know I look a fright.

Anyway my eyes are not accustomed to this bright daylight.

My bare feet are not accustomed to this hard concrete.

So I must go back to my lair and make my day complete.

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“Counting flowers on my cave wall,

That don’t bother me at all.

Howling at the Moon till dawn,

Munching body parts I’ve sawn.

Smoking cigarettes and watching Scooby Doo

Now, don’t tell me I’ve nothing to do…”

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(Apology to The Statler Brothers)

Let us all take a moment and remember Wally Wood, the man who gave us Power Girl and her boob window!

Is her name June?

And whatever you want is going to cost you $100 ( Cos your ugly ) !

So…. do you still pollenate?

“And dems some nice blossoms.”

She’s still a wallflower but now she put out a good front.