Lio by Mark Tatulli for December 08, 2010

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    margueritem  almost 14 years ago

    This is extremely tough for the boy…

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    pouncingtiger  almost 14 years ago

    Calvin always had that difficulty.

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    rayannina  almost 14 years ago

    Dear Santa, could you please bring matches to light the coal I figure I’ll find in my stocking? ‘Preciate it, thanks.

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    Sisyphos  almost 14 years ago

    Oh, come on, Lio! Don’t give up! Be creative–you can snooker the Fat Old Elf in the Red Suit!

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    GROG Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    Well at least he’s honest about it.

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    LittleSister18  almost 14 years ago

    Keep trying Lio.

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    Z-mage  almost 14 years ago

    I always figured that Lio’s letters to Santa began “Dear Santa, if you ever want to see your elves again…”

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    miriamnz  almost 14 years ago

    His letter was doomed from the moment he selected the skull-pen.

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    miriamnz  almost 14 years ago

    That said, I also have an inkling that that ‘Santa’ in Lio’s case is an anagram. Stick the ‘n’ on the end and who do you get?

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    raphae_zx  almost 14 years ago

    @Z-mage: ….. or get the man himself when he climbs out of someone else’s chimney, if his bag of goodies is not enough :)

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    Kirokithikis  almost 14 years ago

    He should look up what Dennis-the-Menace wrote for his letters to Santa

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    zero  almost 14 years ago

    Lio means, if you like going down chimneys, you’ll love the well I have waiting for you. It goes all the way to the “South” Pole….

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    Nebulous Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    Be fair GEE1A, He needs to think like a Politician.

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    CrystalGuardian  almost 14 years ago

    You know its not good to start or end the day (depending on your timezone) with thoughts like this. You’ll probably die sooner. So let the angry thoughts disappear. Besides it’s bad influence on young kids. In other words its a comic strip just read, laugh and don’t badmouth people. Whether its the Christmas season or not.

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    Wildcard24365  almost 14 years ago

    Don’t sweat it, Lio. If you knew what I know about Santa… well, let’s just say I’ve still never held a lump of coal in my hands, and neither have my parents.

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    wearesiamese  almost 14 years ago

    Lio can’t be a politican–on either side of the aisle–he’s too honest. Don’t worry, Lio, I think you’re a chip off the old block.

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    Simon_Jester  almost 14 years ago

    “Dear Santa:

    Remember that Plutonium you brought me a few Christmases back? I have successfully used it in the construction of a nuclear weapon.

    Thanks a million

    Yours

    Lio.

    PS…I know you’ll bring me LOTS of toys this year.”

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    cleokaya  almost 14 years ago

    Dear Santa.

    I have been a boy.

    Love, Lio

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    ez173  almost 14 years ago

    How about …

    Dear Santa,

    I have been extremely kind to my pets this year. I took Godzilla on a walk through the city and he has never been happier. I made fly and bug pizzas for the spider and I always find something moving to feed to Cybil.

    Love,

    Lio

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    magnamax  almost 14 years ago

    @Crystal Guardian. Right on!

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    hlagallah  almost 14 years ago

    @pamwheatfree

    P.S. I’ve saved a number of turkeys and given many monsters a new home.

    Oh, and I made tons of people laugh all over the world most every day

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    LadyMorwen  almost 14 years ago

    You do mean well, Lio. And that should count for something with Santa!

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    Destiny23  almost 14 years ago

    Nice to know his conscience won’t let him lie. (At least to someone who would know it’s a lie!) Now if only his conscience would stop him from tormenting his poor, long-suffering (literally!) father…

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    bobisahofferer  almost 14 years ago

    Best comments ever, guys (sans the political rants). Way to go!

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 14 years ago

    Dear Santa,

    I’m pretty sure there are lots of people in the world who are worse than I am.

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    Delirium108  almost 14 years ago

    Dear Santa, if you want proof of my goodness, please contact my lawyer.

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