…I love thee to anxious cliff of frightMy dreams trip o’er, when plunging out of sightOf the ends of the embankment paved space.I love thee most desp’rately every dayLike half worms love escaping crows allright.I love thee just like werewolves love to bite.I love thee sure as I think I’ll some day,Scoop out your brains, to map, or just peruseIn my old lab. So with your ling’ring wraith,Breathing down my neck I shall make the NewsBy baking zombies. I’ll zap back your breath,Like Frankenstein. My life, mine own love whoI shall but love she better after death.
margueritem over 11 years ago
True S & M love…
aardvarkseyes over 11 years ago
Krazy Kat would completely understand where Lio was coming from.
zero over 11 years ago
Poor Lio. It’s probably not an exclusive club either.
KefRayBa over 11 years ago
Yay for Valentine’s Week strips :D
pcolli over 11 years ago
Valentine’s Day….prove you love me; buy me stuff.
Frog-on-a-Log Premium Member over 11 years ago
Sisyphos over 11 years ago
Let’s think Positive! —At least Eva Rose is thinking of Lio at Valentine’s Day time!
rmacprivate over 11 years ago
I don’t think a safety word is going to work with Eva.
jreckard over 11 years ago
There once was a lover named LioWho wrote “come io ti amo” (1)He loves Eva RoseAs gocomics knows.But she only wants a nice KO.
(1) how Google translates “how do I love thee” into Italian
Simon_Jester over 11 years ago
Look at the bright side Lio, now you can honestly tell everyone that Eva’s been hitting on you
Godfreydaniel over 11 years ago
Does love mean joining the club?
skipper1992 over 11 years ago
Sadly, this will only encourage him, since he’s actually gotten a response from her.
Digital Frog over 11 years ago
TheEtruscan over 11 years ago
@nerd inside, in Italian it is not necessary to put the pronoun in front of the verb as the verb ending gives it away.
So it is (more idiomatically) “come t’amo” or “quanto t’amo”
SuperNick1112 over 11 years ago
poor lio
Comic Minister Premium Member over 11 years ago
They drive each other nuts!
Stephen Gilberg over 11 years ago
Maybe she should hook up with Sid the Toy Destroyer.After enough clubbing, it’s “How do I spade thee?”
meowlin over 11 years ago
How do I (heart) thee, how do I (club) thee….How about, how do I (spade) thee?
Popeyesforearm over 11 years ago
With that club he’s aced. He’s using a spade to find her a diamond.
JP Steve Premium Member over 11 years ago
Love means never having to say you’re sore?
bopard over 11 years ago
Punch him Eva, rest of poem by old school Lio
…I love thee to anxious cliff of frightMy dreams trip o’er, when plunging out of sightOf the ends of the embankment paved space.I love thee most desp’rately every dayLike half worms love escaping crows allright.I love thee just like werewolves love to bite.I love thee sure as I think I’ll some day,Scoop out your brains, to map, or just peruseIn my old lab. So with your ling’ring wraith,Breathing down my neck I shall make the NewsBy baking zombies. I’ll zap back your breath,Like Frankenstein. My life, mine own love whoI shall but love she better after death.