Well until this product really does come on the market, I’ll just stick with a few Oreo’s and some milk before my cleaning. All the money Dentist charge, might as well make him work for it.
“I like my dental hygenist; I think she’s very pretty.So, whenever I go to have my teeth cleaned, while I’m in the wating room, I eat an entire box of Oreo cookies.”
margueritem over 11 years ago
Surprise your Dad, too.
noahproblem over 11 years ago
I wish I had known about this sooner – it would have saved me 40+ years of bad dental habits to get my teeth to look like that.
BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member over 11 years ago
I e-mailed this one to my dentist.
Sisyphos over 11 years ago
For all those who want a cruddy-looking smile, try new Tar Teeth toothpaste, if you can find it….
pschearer Premium Member over 11 years ago
The opposite of a tartar control toothpaste.
rmacprivate over 11 years ago
Well until this product really does come on the market, I’ll just stick with a few Oreo’s and some milk before my cleaning. All the money Dentist charge, might as well make him work for it.
Simon_Jester over 11 years ago
“I like my dental hygenist; I think she’s very pretty.So, whenever I go to have my teeth cleaned, while I’m in the wating room, I eat an entire box of Oreo cookies.”
Steven Wright
Zaristerex over 11 years ago
Lio has done some shopping in the gag gifts catalog.
Comic Minister Premium Member over 11 years ago
His Dentist won’t like this.
skipper1992 over 11 years ago
Ironically enough, I have a dentist appointment this afternoon. Totally should have thought of this.
JP Steve Premium Member over 11 years ago
Black Jack gum! Chew it up, spread it on your teeth and smile at everyone!