Come on Santa. Surely you are used to difficult kids like Calvin, Denise the Menace, sure others can think of more. Or maybe it is PTSD from all these other kids?
Once, around Easter, my friends and I were at the mall, and the side said “The Easter Bunny is out eating carrots!” He was just coming back, escorted by two hot babes wearing skimpy outfits. I said “I wonder which one of those is ‘Carrots’?”
Templo S.U.D. almost 3 years ago
Dreadful.
rekam Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Poor Santa.
einarbt almost 3 years ago
Come on Santa. Surely you are used to difficult kids like Calvin, Denise the Menace, sure others can think of more. Or maybe it is PTSD from all these other kids?
jr1234 almost 3 years ago
But they have waited so long…..
!!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Translation in future: Santa is using his reindeer to hide behind, silently sh!tting himself.
bluegirl285 almost 3 years ago
Cute bat on the leash.
rebeccabyram22 almost 3 years ago
Suck it up Santa, some kids and their parents are worse
wongo almost 3 years ago
Is that Bat in a leash ? Call PETA !!
jagedlo almost 3 years ago
Good thing, Santa, that Lio isn’t carrying around the animals that can smell fear!
The Reader Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Another Mall’s Santa will be pleased to serve you.
mkaywil23 almost 3 years ago
I guess that’s why santa doesn’t participate in halloween.
rshive almost 3 years ago
Santa knows Lio’s reputation. And he can only do so much.
jsimpso1 almost 3 years ago
Jeez, Tatulli, after all your wailing and rending of garments over the past year where’s Liō’s and Santa’s masks? Asking for a friend.
tcayer almost 3 years ago
Once, around Easter, my friends and I were at the mall, and the side said “The Easter Bunny is out eating carrots!” He was just coming back, escorted by two hot babes wearing skimpy outfits. I said “I wonder which one of those is ‘Carrots’?”
WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Lio is channeling his inner Jack Skellington
kathybear almost 3 years ago
I can totally understand Santa’s trepidation. He doesn’t know Lio like we do.
raybarb44 almost 3 years ago
Oh. We so wanted to see him……
anomaly almost 3 years ago
But now he has something to feed his reindeer to.
skipper1992 almost 3 years ago
I work with Santa at our local mall. “Santa needs to feed the reindeer” is our code for him needing an unscheduled break (i.e. the restroom).
BlitzMcD almost 3 years ago
Santa should have a big lump of coal ready for that one.
Ron Bauerle almost 3 years ago
So Lio thinks Santa is fluent in snake, bat, lobster, spider, and cephalopod?
DaBump Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Sorry, Lio, too bad I’m not the one playing Santa.