Lio by Mark Tatulli for May 27, 2022

utilizing a door knob is so old school

Since when does Lío have individual TEETH??…

It almost looks like Lio is re-creating a scene from the book, “Henry and Ribsy”.

Cat and tooth are gonna be in orbit…

This seems awfully unkind for him

I’m surprised that the cat let him tie the cord around her willingly…

That cat probably won’t budge an inch.

just throw a flask of gin

That cat will bolt, then return for revenge. Choose a tooth removal method with less severe side effects, Lio.

This won’t end well.

She looks pretty chill about the whole thing actually-for her.

Cybil bolts towards Lio, and knocks the tooth out.

That’d do it!

If she’s hungover, he’s a dead man. :)

I suppose you could try removing a tooth by covering yourself in cat scratches, but it seems counter-intuitive.

This won’t work. Cybil is not the “flight” type. She will probably show Lio where that airhorn can fit.

Lio should of let Eva knock his tooth out.

One time when I was a kid, the cat was scratching the back of the chair—the one my mom was sitting in—yet again, so she just suddenly, and loudly, yelled. If I remember correctly, he was so startled he ran into the wall

She won’t just knock his teeth. She’ll take the whole head.

One more thing in common with Alfred E. Newman.(Both Lio and Dad cried over the end of “Mad” magazine.)