I took out my garbage yesterday and when I looked in the can, I didn’t find any dogs or tortoises – but a cute little possum had decided to jump into the can and was just making itself at home! I tipped the can on its side, expecting the possum to run out, but seems it was pretty content where it was (probably finding nice snacks in there!) We’ve had them in there before, and they seem to be able to get into the can by climbing the chain link fence, but have trouble getting up the smooth inside of the can to get out.
I took a shovel and smacked the outside of the can – no luck! Finally I ended up scooping the possum up with the shovel and dumping it into the yard. And it just stood there looking at me for about a minute, as if to say “Why’d you do that, Lady? I was having lunch!” Finally it scooted off behind the toolshed. Probably lives back there and I bet I’ll see it again (but I did put a lid on the can.)
Mediatech 3 months ago
In sufficient quantities, say if a crate of it fell on you.
BigDaveGlass 3 months ago
Beggars and choosers.
sarahbowl1 Premium Member 3 months ago
That’s okay! Eat your fill!
Egrayjames 3 months ago
Check the expiration date. …….Like that’s gonna happen!
Steverino Premium Member 3 months ago
Donuts are a hole meal.
bobbyferrel 3 months ago
Individual servings? Good. It’s the big bags.
TheWildSow 3 months ago
I took out my garbage yesterday and when I looked in the can, I didn’t find any dogs or tortoises – but a cute little possum had decided to jump into the can and was just making itself at home! I tipped the can on its side, expecting the possum to run out, but seems it was pretty content where it was (probably finding nice snacks in there!) We’ve had them in there before, and they seem to be able to get into the can by climbing the chain link fence, but have trouble getting up the smooth inside of the can to get out.
I took a shovel and smacked the outside of the can – no luck! Finally I ended up scooping the possum up with the shovel and dumping it into the yard. And it just stood there looking at me for about a minute, as if to say “Why’d you do that, Lady? I was having lunch!” Finally it scooted off behind the toolshed. Probably lives back there and I bet I’ll see it again (but I did put a lid on the can.)
Shikamoo Premium Member 3 months ago
Food in dumpsters can kill you, LDL.