The Lockhorns by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner for December 05, 2024

My doctor always uses it over my gown.

Wasn’t there a song, “You’ve got a cold, cold heart!”

I can remember my bi-annual Pap smears—was that speculum ever cold!

Sat on the exam table for 20 minutes in what seemed like freezing temps waiting for the doctor. Worst visit ever.

Twice a year for me, next one in 4 months.

A considerate doctor would warm it up first.

Sure, but there’s a copay.