The results of not measuring accurately are not pretty. Had one infant admitted to the ICU because the midwife was a little aggressive with the cutting-needed a unit of blood. Also a sharp object is best-a bullet doesn’t do a clean enough job as a 16 year old can attest who caught one while standing on a street corner. (Police, Fire, and Medical professionals all have good stories for those who can stomach them. As Anna Russell in her parody of Wagner’s Ring Cycle said "People, I am not making this up!)
Robin Hood: Men in Tights has a scene where Mel Brooks’ rabbi drives up in his carriage with his wine. He was talking about circumcisions saying the ladies love them and all the men want one (Little John want TWO!!).
The mohelAfter many years, a mohel had saved the foreskins from thousands of circumcisions and didn’t know what to do with them so he brought them to his tailor. A couple weeks later, the tailor hands the mohel a wallet and the mohel, disappointed, says, “I give you thousands of foreskin and all you can make me is this wallet?!”To which the tailor responds, " Yes, but rub it and it becomes a suitcase!"
LastRoseOfSummer 1 over 3 years ago
Baby boys everywhere will be grateful.
Boots at the Boar Premium Member over 3 years ago
They keep getting smaller. Oy vey!
angelolady Premium Member over 3 years ago
Gave it a like after I looked him up.
Imagine over 3 years ago
Time to retire, Murray.
pauljmsn over 3 years ago
Gvalt…
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 3 years ago
The old SNL routine where the mohel does a cut in the back of a moving car as a commercial for the smooth ride of the car comes to mind, LOL!
Ubintold over 3 years ago
Also known as Rabbi Kutchyakockoff.
SamT53 over 3 years ago
The yamaka gave it away for me.
DawnQuinn1 over 3 years ago
He is a Rabbi. What he “cuts” should be obvious.
Purple People Eater over 3 years ago
I wonder what happened to remind him to measure twice before cutting.
Khatkhattu Premium Member over 3 years ago
The results of not measuring accurately are not pretty. Had one infant admitted to the ICU because the midwife was a little aggressive with the cutting-needed a unit of blood. Also a sharp object is best-a bullet doesn’t do a clean enough job as a 16 year old can attest who caught one while standing on a street corner. (Police, Fire, and Medical professionals all have good stories for those who can stomach them. As Anna Russell in her parody of Wagner’s Ring Cycle said "People, I am not making this up!)
Iseau over 3 years ago
Churchillian Drift.
raybarb44 over 3 years ago
Good advice for everyone…..
buckman-j over 3 years ago
OOOUCH!!!
Teto85 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Baby mutilator. All in the name of a non-existent fairy being.
Plods with ...™ over 3 years ago
I cut it again and it’s still too short
JD_Rhoades over 3 years ago
In restrooms a guy named Elias,
Wreaks havoc. The wherefore and why is,
Inaccurate aim
And he places the blame
On a mohel who cut on the bias.
felinefan55 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Robin Hood: Men in Tights has a scene where Mel Brooks’ rabbi drives up in his carriage with his wine. He was talking about circumcisions saying the ladies love them and all the men want one (Little John want TWO!!).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXsYnJ636Gg
chuckp42 over 3 years ago
Face Palm
generic16 Premium Member over 3 years ago
The mohelAfter many years, a mohel had saved the foreskins from thousands of circumcisions and didn’t know what to do with them so he brought them to his tailor. A couple weeks later, the tailor hands the mohel a wallet and the mohel, disappointed, says, “I give you thousands of foreskin and all you can make me is this wallet?!”To which the tailor responds, " Yes, but rub it and it becomes a suitcase!"