Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for March 25, 2022

Personal Ad: Enjoys long sits in the same spot without moving. Equally comfortable right there or right there. Pet peeve: erosion.”

Sounds like every day in Miami Beach!!!

Apparently, the stone idol can’t distinguish a virgin from a party girl.

Take off her clothes and you can sell it to Hustler.

She’s still a virgin? Not for lack of trying.

The real reason their society failed…wasting virgins.

The only virgin I get is olive oil, and it is extra virgin

She’s a virgin?

I doubt she’s a virgin!!

If she is a “virgin”, then I am Dan Collins!

regardless of her, um, status, you definitely don’t want to sacrifice her…