Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for April 30, 2024

That’s about right.

They leave pamphlets at the laundromat I go to!!!

My middle son would invite them in and have long discussions with them. He found them entertaining.

That dude in first position (lower right) looks like Dick Tracy. Wonder if it is him doing some moonlighting? Or some undercover work, perhaps?

Jehovah, for the defense, prepares for cross examination of the witness.

The last time they can to my house I was mowing head. I buzzed by then a couple times and they left.

Is that a protection program, or a protection racket?

Witless Protection.

The JWs have a pamphlet stand in front of a store in a mini mall where my gym is. I bet the store owners resent it when they set up shop, mostly Tuesdays in the morning. I go out of my way to avoid it.

Worth every penny!!!!!!

They used to come around regularly, but I haven’t seen one since Covid hit.

Jehovah’s Witless.

They seem cross.

I knew a JW in high school. They do not celebrate holidays, even Christmas and Easter, or birthdays. Did not need any more information to stay away. Carlin is right, religion is bovine exhaust.

Jehovah’s Witnesses are generally peaceful, is somewhat annoying when proselytizing. Yes, I have heard the Good News, read it a couple of times, move along.

They leave me alone, I leave them alone….

In fact, I think some Witnesses reject the cross as a symbol. They speak of the torture stake.