Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for March 02, 2025

Old joke about the express line in Cambridge, MA: “Are you from Harvard, that you can’t count, or MIT, that you can’t read?”

It helps if your name is “Les”.

Six items? That’s a little harsh, isn’t it? My MegaMaxi Supermarket’s express checkout lanes allow up to 10 items.

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That works.

I haven’t seen express lanes since they started self check outs.

Every store needs one of these

Only to “express” what I am thinking!!!!!

This is why I like self-check. Those sort demand personal attention and never use them.

I work in a grocery store. This is very accurate

The store left out, “Express Lane — Six Items or Fewer — For Grammar Mavens.”

… no longer “Life in the Fast Lane”