Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for December 02, 2020

Yes hes working for Charmin.

she can be such a beech…

She’s going to have her friend Willow weeping…

And then there’s Cord…He isn’t cut out for the working world…he just lumbers along all day. (Ok, who saw that coming?)

Doesn’t sound like shade to me. More like naughty pine.

Oak K…. I can’t resist…

Cherry’s son is on the board of Fir National Bank… but he hasn’t forgotten his local roots.

He used to run the branch here, on Pine Street… he still stops by to look over a few papers and phylum.

Old customers, if he happens to cashew in line, he walnut leaf without telling yew acorn-y joke.

No wonder he’s poplar… and he’s helped the bank grow so larch.

Yeah yeah… some of those are old chestnuts… but I do knot give a fig!

If I were yew, and you’re sycamore puns, I wooden reed my posts.

Carol’s kid is only one baseball bat? They must have got to him while he was still very young.

Grandpa’s wood was reclaimed, now he’s an end table.

The Ent Wives have been found?

Ruth, I hear your son is in the planking business at the sawmill….

All the humor….just take it with a GRAIN of salt.

Mary, I hear your daughter branched out in her field?

It’s best to LEAVE well alone, he’ll be great in his 2X4 cubicle

Pete can run rings around some guys!

What? No ‘ash’ jokes?? Isn’t this strip rated “R” for Redwood? Or at least “MA” for Mature Arborists? Don’t worry, my bark is worse than my site. So what’s a feller to do?

… and the toilet paper was happy.

Brace yourself, those “wonderful” Christmas letters are going to be coming!

Since it’s 2020, that last position might be the most prestigious…unless one of them has a child who works for the Amazon box department…

Yes. He does sheet work.

They’ll make a Bounty-ful harvest.

SO CLEVER! LOVE IT.