Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for February 16, 2021

Where can I get one of those?

Great idea! It’s like golf, the lowest score wins.

Captain Couch, from Looks Good on Paper, just turned on the vibrator and slid on over to Loose Parts. What a man!

I’m going to see a lawyer about him using my image without my permission.

Oh oh, the beer is having its affect on me. Dear, bring me a bucket.

When you reach your goal you are awarded a coupon for a 20% discount on your first angioplasty!

I always enjoyed when my Fitbit buzzed for its daily goal – when I leaned back in the recliner.

“Get me another beer, will you, Wilma?” I don’t have enough steps left for the return trip.

The competitor’s product is called the Phat Butt.

I maxed mine out and it short-circuited. Please send me a refund.

I am sure his wife did not buy him a sitbit. She’s doing housework while he sits.

“Too bad that refrigerator is almost six steps away. Hun, while you’re up… "

An ottoman? The horror! The man clearly needs a recliner.

I could use a beerbit, but I pretty achieve my goal daily without it.

His get up and go did just that.

Bahahahahahha. Love this one!

“There’s a hole in the bucket, dear husband, dear husband.”