Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for May 26, 2021

He’s cheeky.

Serious comment: don’t hang your purse on the chair like that. Thieves steal wallets, phones and other valuables from those all the time.

The shrimp has got the moves, don’t he?

shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey’s uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There’s pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich.——Bubba (in Forest Gump)

You’ve heard of fawning all over someone; this guy is prawning.

I shouldn’t have read this one, I’m allergic to shrimp.

Check his browser history for prawn sites.

She clearly isn’t.

Keep your antennae to yourself, bub, if you know what good for you!

I guess they haven’t had their meals yet – can’t see a “mud vein”…

“Touchy-feely” is great if both consent.

I love a shrimp cocktail…

Says here tonight’s special is Scampi. Run!!!

Tempura, tempura!

‘shrimp date’ is how the women i went out with referred to me…

Maybe so…but, they don’t call him “shrimp” for nothing…

yay i am you okay with that

I think he was looking forward to getting her back to his place so she could sample his cocktail sauce . . .