Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for September 17, 2021

I thought they just let the bombs drop while they fly. My car is often in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Now that there’s travel facilities for Ducks we don’t have to duck.

It’s like they took lessons from the 3 Stooges.

please, after me…

I looked up birds that fly in a ‘vee’ formation – ducks were not among them…

https://www.liveanimalslist.com/interesting-animals/birds-that-fly-in-v-formation.php

Aircraft flying “the wing” use less fuel than the lead aircraft. This fact was found out after pilots emulated birds.

Geese will often have lead changes. Also the geese in the back squawk to encourage those in front of them and I guess to also let the lead goose know that she hasn’t lost the formation.

Perhaps you’ve noticed that when geese fly in the “vee” formation there is one leg of the vee that is longer than the other. I had no idea why, until an ornithologist explained the scientific reason for the difference. It’s because there are more geese in the longer one.

Just use the “zipper-merge” and things will flow smoothly.

Shouldn’t the restroom be a BMW?

Not to be a nit picker, but never seen any ducks fly in a vee. Should have been geese.

“Hurry up! I gotta shjt like a goose.”

Another problem with unisex bathrooms.

Goose on the end to another goose: “The heck with it! There is a whole parking lot full of cars outside – let’s get out of here!”