Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for October 01, 2021

Yea i don’t think The Three Tusketeers will catch on.

Ironically, all their fighting in the book, as I recall, was with swords.

… and in today’s world, they would be so cancelled.

Those are obviously fake tusks… REAL tusks have more of a yellowish color, with a tinge of brown…hmmm, there really ought to be a name for that color…

How about baskets? That would make a family-friendly read.

Shakespeare always took his time getting to the point…

Of course they should have tried it in Alabama where the Tuscaloosa.

And then the 3 bakers formed their own trio: The 3 crust-ateers.

Athos, Porthos, Aramis, and…Mastodon?

don’t forget the mouseketeers: mic key mouse

So THAT’S where Fleetwood Mac got the song title! Always wondered.

Or, duel with Idaho potatoes and call yourselves the 3 Russetears.

They should try skunks. Then they could be the Musk-in-tears.

I think instead of tusks, they should carry corn wrappings.

maybe baskets…?

Pie Fight ! (The 3 Pie O’neers).