Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for February 08, 2022

And they don’t call it an eggs carton.

Mr. Literal.

Linguistically brilliant, Larry went on to become the world’s most annoying person.

Don’t be so shelfish.

He excels at cut & paste carpentry.

He’s not wrong…

I tried one pant, but my right leg got cold.

I also tried a scissor but it didn’t cut anything.

We have been pronouncing it wrong all along, it is pronounced “books-helves”. Who says you don’t learn anything reading the comics.

Tiny shelves on the wall are for the cats to play The Floor Is Lava.

Why does your nose run and your feet smell?

Why do we have a pair of pants but A bra?

Some pants and bra’s don’t hold much!

Consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.

Given the dominance of electronic media today, who has enough books for traditional bookshelves, anyway?