Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for May 11, 2023

Very busy road.

Turn those munchkins into munchies.

Jeff and Marla the next morning: “So goodbye yellow brick road…”

Just need a remote for your sprinklers.

…or Alexa.

Well, somewhere over the rainbow they can weigh a pie.

Thx for the ear worm, Dave. :)

Your not in New Jersy anymore, Dodo!

It’s those dam-ned munchkins again…

[Elton John has entered the chat]

personally “the lollipop kids” was more ear worming for me than the yellow brick thing.

Night after night, ad infinitum, ad nauseam.

In the unseen panel…

And that’s why we have disclosure laws, folks.

Well, they should move back to Kansas.

Too many neighbors who don’t have a brain.

And when Jeff and Marla pleaded with them, “Enough with the singing! Have a heart!”, one of them responded, “That’s the whole problem!”

The solution is for Jeff and Marla to set up a loudspeaker that plays “Hold the Line” and “Africa” and “Rosanna” all the time, and tell them, “We’ve got Toto! We won’t let go until you shut up!”

" So goodbye yellow brick road, where the munchkins of society howl…"

Wait till they find out about the HOA.

At least it’s not the Dilly Sisters.

It was advertised as “Good Buy. Yellow Brick Road.”

The worst of it is that it’s a cul-de-sac with a traffic circle at one end.