Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for August 26, 2023

Alexa: Moan, groan, crackle, fart

Creek, crack… OH, SNAP!

How about just make the old man sounds yourself and blame it/them on Alexa?

Don’t need any machine to make those noises in our house!

Is Alexa considered “AI”?

Arrugg!

“Why should I get your drink, we´re the same age”!

Did you pay for the customized ‘old man noise’? There are several to choose from. Body sound add-ins incur and additional fee and license agreement.

I don’t need Alexa for old man noises!

I believe it’s ‘Elixir’.

Convenience I never dreamed of.

Groan – creak.

As Leonard’s wife holds back giggles as she knows Alexa is not turned on/plugged in. (Now go read… or reread… all the comments about what sounds “Alexa” makes!)

;)

Yet one more reason I don’t need one of those.

Alexa is back in the box in the closet! BOO HISS

If he really were an old man wouldn’t he have an electric recliner?

You can ask Alexa to fart.

Then the wife says, “Alexa, book an appointment with my divorce lawyer.”

My late husband was perfectly capable of making old-man noises before Alexa existed.

Alexa gives an ebulent boistrous prolonged farting sound…