Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for November 19, 2023

No stalling. Let’s go. Chop, chop.

Such a pain in the neck.

His treatment will end their suffering…

Who axed for an adjustment

I bet no one is willing to stick their neck out and admit they’re all faking.

None of those supposed “neck injuries” should affect the condition of the meat in the rest of their bodies.

“You ALL got religion”!

They all must have the same personal injury lawyer.

Which one is Snidely?

funny

Yes, we do! In fact we all have a note from the vet…..

That’s just a safety handle for faster chopping…

What a bunch of turkeys.

Actually, turkeys get into more accidents when driving than other fowl do. That’s why drivers are always yelling “Move it, turkey!” or “Watch where you’re going, turkey!”

This will cure your whiplash.

Hilarious! Spare me and I’ll cut you in on the insurance payout.

They put their necks on the line but unfortunately wound up on the gravy train.

I beg your pardon.

Funny, it always seem to happen this time of the year.

If I were that farmer, my speech balloon would say, “Which one of you turkeys came up with the idea that claiming whiplash is going to save you from the inevitable? He gets to go first.”

Workman’s Comp…

As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!