Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for December 04, 2023

Business lunch or date?

Since they’re eating double portions, all they really need to do is put their heads together…(sorry..)

How about each person (or head) just pays for what they ordered/got?

Two heads are better than one…except when it comes time to pay the bill….

Depends… Does the two-headed guy have one stomach? Then halves.

Separate checks. And each leaves a tip only for his portion. Simple.

I wonder if this is a Thai restaurant

I can see how paying 50/50 would be hard to swallow.

They’ll put their heads together and figure it out.

Was it a three course meal?

Never trust a two-faced guy

If I’d known we’d be splitting the check 50/50 I would have ordered the $100 scotch.