Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for December 18, 2023

I need help on this one.

Truly clever gag!

I love clever word gags !!

Driving on a segue-way.

I don’t want to, I’m not going to, and you can’t make me!

A suegue in a conversation is like changing gears in a car. If it were real instead of a metaphor, my wife would burn out the clutch in a 10 minute conversation.

No way!

But isn’t that where they “jump the shark”.

Recalculating……..

Speaking of changing the subject…

And the next two towns are Smithereens and Oblivion.

Good one! Careful Switching gears…

There just happens to be a big change to the road surface after this exit.

Nice one, Dave.

A seque is a continuation based on what has just gone before. I do not see how that applies here. It should be called “Diversion”.

Well, as long as we’re here…

One thing always seems to lead to another…

This wouldn’t happen with railroads. The one thing I don’t like about President Eisenhower was his desire to imitate the Nazi Autobahn. He lead the heroic defeat of those socialists, and then wanted to imitate them! Who wants socialism?

I thought we were all supposed to be commuting by Segues by now…