Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for March 08, 2024

No. I did.

If you order two, you get a third Amazon delivery guy for free! Act now!!!

Maybe Mary just had a husband problem in the bedroom. Milkmen never come to the door any longer.

Funny thing about mailmen, we moved from New York to Florida and still had the same mailman..

If Mary and her husband weren’t home at the time of the delivery they would have received an email with a picture of the Amazon Delivery Guy sitting on the front porch.

Yes, and I ordered an Amazon guy to deliver both of them

The second guy is the meta guy.

“I don’t need help, I just need MORE CREDIT!” (Woody Boyd, “Cheers”)

Wanna bet the package contains an action figure of an Amazon Delivery Guy?

They said he was an action figure…

Pretty soon with AI you’ll be getting your stuff before you order it!

‘Yay! My Russian nesting dolls are here!’

Mary’s gone crackers.

Shouldn’t amazon delivery guys wear the same color uniform?

Not today, that was three weeks ago.

So that means there are two van idling on the street blaring music(?) ?

Nope, this was back in 2020 when FedEx couldn’t keep up with deliveries. Then dumped excess into USPS. My USPS package from Connecticut to Massachusetts got delayed & kicked through Peachtree Hills, Atlanta, Georgia. {Friends package got delayed, from Amherst, NH to grandkids in Michigan went through Peachtree for the first time ever.}

Mary wanted an extra package.

or how about an amazon drone delivering an amazon delivery guy delivering an amazon package…

I want Jeff Bezos to deliver it.

You need to move to the Amazon.

So many pop-up windows at the end of a transaction, you can never be sure what you’ve signed up for!

They offered free delivery. How could she resist?

See needs to start going the AA, Amazon Anonymous.

mary was really primed for that delivery…

living in Africa, i can prove this true