As we ere preparing for an invasion of my sisters-in-law and their assorted offspring, I was driving in the car with my wife. She was counting something off on her fingers. I asked her what she was doing. She told me “I’m counting sheets.” I asked, “Are we planning on a Klan convention?”
She flew up to meet her sisters and drove down with them. She also drove back with them and flew back.
While she was gone, I stripped all the beds and washed the sheets. I folded everything except the fitted sheets. I am convinced that there are some things man was not meant to know. Folding fitted sheets is one of them. It is a secret passed down from mother to daughter and those with a Y chromosome should be kept in the dark.
Imagine 13 days ago
Don’t go having a fit about it…
markkahler52 13 days ago
Or: Don’t pop a spring over it!!
Superhawk 13 days ago
“If he keeps pressing me, this debate is going to get really hot!”
dflak 13 days ago
As we ere preparing for an invasion of my sisters-in-law and their assorted offspring, I was driving in the car with my wife. She was counting something off on her fingers. I asked her what she was doing. She told me “I’m counting sheets.” I asked, “Are we planning on a Klan convention?”
She flew up to meet her sisters and drove down with them. She also drove back with them and flew back.
While she was gone, I stripped all the beds and washed the sheets. I folded everything except the fitted sheets. I am convinced that there are some things man was not meant to know. Folding fitted sheets is one of them. It is a secret passed down from mother to daughter and those with a Y chromosome should be kept in the dark.
akachman Premium Member 12 days ago
LOL!!
Fantom Premium Member 12 days ago
Even if you soften him up, he won’t be easily cornored.
CrzyDyeman 12 days ago
He’s been slipping starch in my drinks.
P51Strega 12 days ago
It was a successful session, but things were nip-and-tuck for a while.
mindjob 12 days ago
It’s very awkward when they have to lift him up 2 flights of stairs
Frank Burns Eats Worms 12 days ago
He’s her boo.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member 12 days ago
“You just can’t be a ghost in a contour sheet!”
www.gocomics.Com/peanuts/1953/10/31
Lablubber 12 days ago
This will put a wrinkle in their relationship.
gopher gofer 12 days ago
she’s tired of his sheet…
Spiffy 12 days ago
My mom would fold fitted sheets so carefully that you had to unfold it to tell what kind of sheet you had.