Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for October 26, 2024

Don’t go having a fit about it…

Or: Don’t pop a spring over it!!

“If he keeps pressing me, this debate is going to get really hot!”

As we ere preparing for an invasion of my sisters-in-law and their assorted offspring, I was driving in the car with my wife. She was counting something off on her fingers. I asked her what she was doing. She told me “I’m counting sheets.” I asked, “Are we planning on a Klan convention?”

She flew up to meet her sisters and drove down with them. She also drove back with them and flew back.

While she was gone, I stripped all the beds and washed the sheets. I folded everything except the fitted sheets. I am convinced that there are some things man was not meant to know. Folding fitted sheets is one of them. It is a secret passed down from mother to daughter and those with a Y chromosome should be kept in the dark.

LOL!!

Even if you soften him up, he won’t be easily cornored.

He’s been slipping starch in my drinks.

It was a successful session, but things were nip-and-tuck for a while.

It’s very awkward when they have to lift him up 2 flights of stairs

He’s her boo.

“You just can’t be a ghost in a contour sheet!”

www.gocomics.Com/peanuts/1953/10/31

This will put a wrinkle in their relationship.

she’s tired of his sheet…

My mom would fold fitted sheets so carefully that you had to unfold it to tell what kind of sheet you had.