Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for September 06, 2011
September 05, 2011
September 07, 2011
Transcript:
Tiffany: "Really?! An "Eyez of Zeye" movie!?" Elwood: "In 3-D" Tiffany: "I will look SO good in 3-D" Elwood: "I'd love you to play Zeye, Tiff. But the studio wants an A-list star" Elwood: "You'll be up against Jolie, Fox, Berry, Alba, Garner, Cruz, Knightley, Hathaway-" Tiffany: "Stop. Let me know when you come up with a serious threat, ok?"
I live in a state whose population is 50% Latino and Alba doesn’t look very Latino. She just looks dark skinned as in olive-skinned. She can pass for Caucasian if the role requires it. She can pass for Latino if she dyes her hair black and sunbathe a little bit for darker skin. Best of two worlds in my book. Zeye is best suited for someone who is good at action hero thing such as Jennifer Garner – Elekkra, Jolie – Tomb Raider, Scarlett Johansson – Ironman 2….Cameron Diaz sucked at it – She is more a romantic comedy type as are Jennifer Aniston, Anne Hathaway. Keira Knightly was not too bad in the Pirates of the Caribbean series but in another action movie – I am not so sure. Zeye is exotic looking with billowy beady costume so I would think it is best suited for either Alba or Jolie.