Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for September 06, 2011

Anne Hathaway would make a good Zeye… Anne Hathaway would make a good anything, actually. Speaking of actresses, if they ever did a movie of Luann, Kristen Chenoweth should play Tiffany.

She certainly has the voice for it.

Hathaway I love as an actress but has she done an “real action heroine” who is blonde? I like Alba, but she looks too latin(established “zeye” have been Tiff and Lue)….. Jolie and Garner certainly have done action just like Alba, one who looks closer to “established Zeye” is knightley, but I prefer idea of going with Diaz, Theron or Elisha Cuthbert

Kristen Chenoweth is beautiful, but she is 42, hate to say it, but maybe Hilton or I would love it to be Ashley Tisdale playing Tiff, and Kay Panabaker being Luann

I live in a state whose population is 50% Latino and Alba doesn’t look very Latino. She just looks dark skinned as in olive-skinned. She can pass for Caucasian if the role requires it. She can pass for Latino if she dyes her hair black and sunbathe a little bit for darker skin. Best of two worlds in my book. Zeye is best suited for someone who is good at action hero thing such as Jennifer Garner – Elekkra, Jolie – Tomb Raider, Scarlett Johansson – Ironman 2….Cameron Diaz sucked at it – She is more a romantic comedy type as are Jennifer Aniston, Anne Hathaway. Keira Knightly was not too bad in the Pirates of the Caribbean series but in another action movie – I am not so sure. Zeye is exotic looking with billowy beady costume so I would think it is best suited for either Alba or Jolie.

What are you up to you little runt? Why would you even bother to tell Tiff if it’s up for grabs by big names. What are you up to this time??? I just don’t trust you.

I hope she returns from that ego trip that she is on. There have been several cases where a star in a Broadway show has been passed over because Hollywood thought that they would not draw people into the theaters like an established film star. Elwood might be able to finagle her a small role as a maid, a salesgirl, etc. Preferably a part with no lines to speak.

Elwood “Mr. Big” Druit, a computer geek who founded computer game business, Elwood Video Poker, and who later became reputed mob boss, "Mr. Big,” was charged Thursday in a sweeping racketeering indictment that alleges armed robberies, burglaries, jewel thefts and arson based in the western suburbs of Evansville. Elwood “Mr. Big” Druit, allegedly masterminded much of the group’s illegal activity, including a February 2009 pipe-bomb explosion that wrecked the storefront offices of the Acme Video Poker machines. Prosecutors say the bombing was a message from organized crime to stop intruding on its $13-million-a-year video poker gambling business. Elwood’ Druit’s attorney, Timothy Hardtooth Flappingjaw, did not return a message for comment. But he said in a previous interview with The Associated Press that Elwood was not a mob member and was “a legitimate businessman” and a harmless High School student.

I’m not sure I’d consider all of those named to be A-list stars (except in the same sense that everybody is “a superstar” these days in PR lingo). Tiffany, however, might just be able to handle a part in a cheap, trashy costume flick inspired by a game; you know, a straight-to-CD thing….

All the females in this strip (maybe with exception of one or two) are a little doe-eyed, even Tiffany. So picking an actress would have to have that certain look about them.

Helen Mirren. (Just kidding.)

Lucy from Peanuts

John’s Girlfriend from Garfield

Toni

Marcy from Calvin & Hobbes

CUT!!! Tiffany! “I would look so good IN 3-D”?? Lets do this scene AGAIN, dear…,

Just like in West Side Story, Elwood is looking to have Tiff play a supporting role. It will be a way for Tiff to get her first break into professional acting, if she can control her attitude. A real director will not put up with her shinanigans.

Who the heck is Ann Hathaway?

I know Tiffany lives in her own world, but wow…

Serious threat, you mean Paris Hilton?

wheres that casting couch….. auditions start in 5 minutes

As much as I like Knightley, both as a talented actress and as eye candy, she doesn’t really HAVE a 3D, which would kind of dis-qualify her for this cheesy pic.Go Hathaway or Stana Katic

3D? Knightley doesn’t give much to look at.

I agree Angelina would do well with documentaries. She travels all over the world promoting causes and is an ambassador to ……(sorry, can’t remember quite what). She would know how to host a documentary show or direct it. I read that she is tired of acting – in a rut or burned out. I sort of think they tried to inject romantic comedy in “Tourist” but she and Depp did not have much chemistry between them.

I just now read that Angelina Jolie IS doing a documentary on Jane Goodall…the famed primate activist, airing on Sept 27th. I will be sure to watch! She is both directing and hosting.

another “surprising latina” is Alexis Bledel, her dad is Argentinian of Danish descendants, and her mom is from Mexico, her first language is Spanish

The world can always use more" Eyez of Zeye" straight-to-DVD coasters and frisbees!

In the last panel, Did Tiff just go up a cup size?

I am not interested in another “Tiffany is deluded storyline” so I hope this one goes by quickly. Tiffany’s cluelessness is funny for about one or two days, then it is just annoying (especially as she isn’t even the prettiest female character in the entire strip).

My feedback is that you should go elsewhere to spam.

Funny, I don’t see you adding anything to the mix, or being prevented from doing so, which would at least give you a basis for b!tching.

Sorry to defoul your pure environment, but f you dislike people discussing to the comic and the topics that arise amongst themsleves, you have the right to leave. Regretfully, no one’s gonna dummy up to keep you happy.

And far better to have a (so-called) whole-life-that-revolves-around-Luann than to mistakenly think the world revolves around only you.

what can I say, we the readers and our views and opinions about things sometimes are more interesting than the strip itself…………. Bravo to our virtual friendship

Since it’s a video game movie, is Uwe Boll directing?