Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for March 25, 2012

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    Ratbrat  over 12 years ago

    I have been a very happy girl ever since I stopped reading those goofy magazines!

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    PatchworkDoll  over 12 years ago

    This is one of those comics where I was planning on just reading part of the stuff in the first panel when I realized the tips conflicted. Kudos for getting me to read all of that. I smiled. I’ve tried to look at magazines like that but could never get into them. I guess it’s a blessing…?

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    TheDOCTOR  over 12 years ago

    Luann in Black undies? Pretty racy rROowwrrr!

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    Sisyphos  over 12 years ago

    Luann is terribly confused by the fashionista mags. That should come as no surprise. Nancy is upset at how Luann has trashed her own room. That also should come as no surprise.

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    Orion-13  over 12 years ago

    Great line from “Free to wear sunscreen” – Do not read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel UGLY. True that…

    Orion

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    JSS1234  over 12 years ago

    Haha, yeah no. I could give you a huge typed speech about how climate change is a more accurate term than global warming and that the most important side effects of climate change do not actually really impact the human way of life, and that as some climates get warmer, others get colder, or experience droughts or floods, which means we will obviously not ALL be living in nudist colonies, but that’s a waste of my time. And no, the above was not the long speech.

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    Namrepus  over 12 years ago

    When I was growing up, we had a different word for climate change. We called it weather.

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    melmarsh9v  over 12 years ago

    Yeah, emphasize the second word of “comic strip!”

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    rmleon  over 12 years ago

    That is a bizarre perverted request. I hope Greg Evans ignores your suggestion.

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    griffon8  over 12 years ago

    All of the characters mentioned as people wanting to see nude? Except for Toni, they’re all under 18, so…

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    imbaldeagle  over 12 years ago

    Two thoughts: 1) The fashion industry thrives on women’s confusion and self esteem. 2) Great joke – “… if I knew what to pack” Obviously, nothing!

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    Tinyman  over 12 years ago

    Just go like that Louann.JOKE: How do you streak in a nudist colony?Run around with your clothes on.

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    Mordock999  over 12 years ago

    Atta Girl and GOOD for YOU, Luann!

    QUIT reading that Mind-Numbing, Coin Snatching Propaganda!

    DON’T be a “TOOL” like the REST o’ THEM!

    ….., Oh and by the way, PLEASE turn around!

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    melmarsh9v  over 12 years ago

    Yes— Rosa and Ann! And at my age, it is possible that Miss Phelps would not be that bad. Mrs. Horner might be great in a flashback set in 1949…

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    wiselad  over 12 years ago

    Luann, wear polka dots, it is “2 goods” vs “1 bad” :P

    and I guess Gunther’s mom reads only “plaid” magazine, that is why he never goes away from plaid

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    melmarsh9v  over 12 years ago

    And Nancy too!

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    SwimsWithSharks  over 12 years ago

    No tramp stamp noted. I wonder what ink An Eyefull has.

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    currysteph Premium Member over 12 years ago

    I think its called weather…

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    dieseldude  over 12 years ago

    not much to comment on today

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    sfbleek  over 12 years ago

    ewwwwwwwwwwww you perv!!

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    melmarsh9v  over 12 years ago

    As stated above, these characters exist in what to us is an “alternate dimension.” Comic strips are “real” in the sense that they resemble our world, but their reality is in what might be called a “paralell universe.” In particular, DC Comics has done that idea to extreme complexity in the last 50 years…

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    PShaw0423  over 12 years ago

    There’s probably a web site for that, friend. But this isn’t it..And impossiblebones: black works. A lot better than some others, too.

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    fritzoid Premium Member over 12 years ago

    “A girl doesn’t buy black underwear unless she wants somebody to see it.” – 10 Things I Hate About You

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    fritzoid Premium Member over 12 years ago

    “I get a chuckle out of the know it alls who figure they’re the self-appointed arbiters of what this or any web site is for.”

    Well, there are also the official arbiters of what this web site is for. We can draw their attention to what we may consider inappropriate comments (that’s what the “Flag” button is for) and let THEM make a determination…

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    chicken 33  over 12 years ago

    Enjoy the “strips” now. They are are working on devices that show what we think. Then the thought police. They will have me in for a brain washing. I had a dirty mind.

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    Snoopy_Fan  over 12 years ago

    Lighten up, folks… It’s a drawing… For a drawing, she looks pretty hot… But it’s just a drawing…

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    luannfan  over 12 years ago

    At least we see Luann on Sundays.

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    melmarsh9v  over 12 years ago

    Is there anyone here old enough to remember a popular song from the 1950s, titled; “Standing On The Corner, Watching All The Girls Go By?” It contains a very classic line— “Brother, they can’t throw you in jail for what you’re thinking!”It’s from a Broadway play, called; “The Most Happy Fella.”

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    MeGoNow Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Why bother wanting to see them all nude. He only draws maybe three female forms. Luann prototype covers Crystal, Bernice and Delta. Tweak the lips to become mom. Slight modification does Rosa and Tif. Hot-type prototype does Eye-Full and Toni. The one that covers old people and teachers is hardly a form and doesn’t count. So, seen three, you’ve seen all.

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    i_am_the_jam  over 12 years ago

    Believe it or not, Luann HAS appeared totally naked before (well, she had an umbrella). It was a Sunday comic, but I can’t seem to find it.And Luann, I think you only need a toothbrush :D :D :D

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    vldazzle  over 12 years ago

    Every time I see a program about current fashion, I ignore it. I like to look good, but I’ve been through so many fashion trends I can (and do) shop in my closets. I still like making more clothes. My bird room and more are stuffed with fabrics.

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    melmarsh9v  over 12 years ago

    They are in the business of selling magazines, and they need to have their readers buy a new one every month, so they can stay afloat in the publishing world.

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    androgenoide  over 12 years ago

    Rule 34 would suggest that somewhere in the vast sleazy underbelly of the www, in violation of intellectual property rights and common decency, such images already exist…. Just turn off “safe search” when you go to pursue this impossible dream. Oh, and by the way, don’t thank me. In fact, I’m not sure I want to know where you find them.

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    unca jim  over 12 years ago

    @melmarsh9vYep.. I remember it came out when I was in Turkey in the Army SigCorps in 1956 .Was done by The Four Lads. Our little band had to play it at the local clubs.. Got the LP right here….and to @The J.A.M.. the nekkid version of Luann is at the July 23, 2006 page.I used it as the first half of a revenge cartoon on my daughters (who couldn’t keep clothes on when they were young) and their sons who can’t resist using their mothers’‘sanitary products’ as body art..I laff… They mumble something or other about stupid ol’grandpas… .And yes, I agree about the stupidity of ‘TEENAGE MAGS’that keep them eternally confused durimg all the dramaof growing up. If it weren’t for the foundering old ladiesahead of me in the express line trying to remember their swipe card numbers or cashing a check from out of state, I’d never know that there are ‘57 ways to satisfy your man’and all the subjects mentioned by Greg.

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    Doctor11  over 12 years ago

    Oh brother, I don’t even read those things since I consider those things overrated.

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    CHAZ.SHIELDS  over 12 years ago

    No nudity, the strip would get a PG-13 rating, or maybe even an R (depending on how tastefully it is portrayed). You have to think of the sale of the TV rights down the line!

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    BillWa  over 12 years ago

    OK, I guess I am in need of help. I missed the magazine cover and was concentrating of Luann’s black latex lingerie

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    YatInExile  over 12 years ago

    Somebody refresh my memory: who’s this Luann chick?

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    Cathy38c  over 12 years ago

    I like it!!!!!

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    Comic Minister Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Nice you know whats Luann!

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    Hoodude  over 12 years ago

    Yeah,black a surprise..

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    george  over 12 years ago

    melmarsh – I think that’s been done, but not by Greg. Look around for some of the fan-fic stuff out there. Of course, I’m betting that if Greg gets wind up it there’s going to be a copyright/intellectual property beat down.

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    george  over 12 years ago

    “gets wind OF” not “UP” – in other words, if GE finds out, etc.

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    Orion-13  over 12 years ago

    @Dave53 – SPOT ON. The ‘creepy’ vibe from some folks is pegging the meter…@Tinyman – GROAN Excellent joke!

    Orion

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    cybergal29  over 12 years ago

    I never followed “fads”. Instead, I would wear a T-shirt and a good pair of jeans that does not look like it got too close to a sander which is how I see those torn jeans some girls wear.

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    jdi801  over 12 years ago

    Ok Greg, no hateful remarks, just a little “please do some research” criticism. The term “nudist colony” was coined in the 1930’s by a hateful media. It has never, ever been used by nudist to describe where they go. Nudists and naturists go to clubs, resorts, camps, beaches, hot springs, or parks. Love your strip, it’s the first one I read every morning.

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    melmarsh9v  over 12 years ago

    At the rate characters age in this comic, it will be around 25 years from now that Luann will be portrayed as 18!

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    hamguy  over 12 years ago

    Oh, Brother!

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    Linda Solomon  over 12 years ago

    pervert

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    richmerlot  over 12 years ago

    You are all dating yourselves. The is no longer such a place called a nudist colony. Try a “Nudist Resort”.

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    Chuck373  over 12 years ago

    I realize she is showing no more skin than a two piece bathing suit, but Luann in black lingerie is nice.

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    i_am_the_jam  over 12 years ago

    FOUND IT!!And now, here it is, right on this website, LUANN, COMPLETELY NAKED!!!! COMPLETE WITH A REAR SHOT!!!!http://www.gocomics.com/luann/2006/07/23Yeah, there’s that umbrella, hat, sunglasses, and the rain boots, but yes, she’s naked :D :D :D :D :D

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    melmarsh9v  over 12 years ago

    Last week I turned 59 1/2— I may be old, but I’m not dead yet. Again, these are not actual teenage girls, just an artist’s creation. It’s been amusing today how there have been comparisions of drawings of underage cartoon girls to photos of real-life teenagers!

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    melmarsh9v  over 12 years ago

    AshburnStadium— I just viewed it, and whoever did it has enough imagination to have his own daily feature. Of course, no mainstream newspaper would ever publish him…

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    melmarsh9v  over 12 years ago

    Thanks again AshburnStadium— I’ll keep “David Willis” (which may or may not be his real name) in mind, hoping I’ll see more of his Luann parodies. If he read some of today’s comments, he could get plenty of ideas for future projects, unless he has already thought of them.

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    gothicdragon69  over 12 years ago

    Psh, just wear what you like! Why should it matter what’s ‘in’ or ‘out’? It doesn’t mean a darn to me and I’m still a teen…. for one more year anyways :p lol

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    melmarsh9v  over 12 years ago

    Luann is one of my favorite comics, along with Arlo & Janis, Crankshaft, Heart Of The City, One Big Happy and Get Fuzzy!However, I wish GoComics listed “Zits,” so I could rant on and on about how idiotic it is. If anyone on this site is unfamiliar with it, let me just say that it is about an incredibly lazy 16-year-old boy and his ridiculously ignorant parents. Mostly, it consists of daily gags about how much he sleeps, what a messy room he has, and the amount of food he can consume. Also, it includes scenes of him in school with other stupidly-conceived characters. I read my favorite comics to get some laughs; I read Zits to groan at the lack of humor. Enough editorializing until tomorrow…

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    Havely  over 12 years ago

    Luann’s panties show that she’s on to something, here: Black is the new Black! Who’d have ever thought it? Best of all, she isn’t doing “cucumber facials” and revitalizing her hair with mayonnaise, like I’ve seen recommended in Cosmo so many times…

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    jdally  over 12 years ago

    Wow! Luann in bra & panties! Let’s have more of this. How about a front view.

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    Hunter7  over 12 years ago

    What do you pack to a nudist colony? … toothbrush, hairbrush, and a case of 200 spf sunblock.

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    hippogriff  over 12 years ago

    Hunter7: There are no colonies, just resorts, beaches, etc. You left out the acceptable “clothing” – socks, shoes, hat, work gloves, prostheses, and the often required towel for sitting.

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    Demingsboy  over 12 years ago

    Repeat after me. They’re just cartoons, they’re just cartoons, they’re just cartoons. Now if it was Betty and Veronica………………………..?!?!?!?!?

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    Davison77  over 12 years ago

    Luann turn around.

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    da11a5  over 12 years ago

    on OUR planet we’re All nude!Come On Over Luann!

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    dfowensby  over 12 years ago

    yes, luann, just wear your b’day suit. after all, if god had meant for us to run around nekkid, we’d’ve been born that way! …..just remember old WCFields comment: “Me hate children? Bah. I LOVE children. Female children, aged 16 to 26.”

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    Barnabus Blackoak  over 12 years ago

    ooh, a sexy Luann strip

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