Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for January 26, 2014
Transcript:
Luann: "I love the mash-up names they give celebs. Like Scarlett Johansson is "Scarjo" and Jennifer Anniston is "Jennan"" Delta: "Luann Degroot would be "Loot." And your brother Brad would be "Broot"" Bernice: "Delta James. You'd be "Dames"" Luann: "And Bernice Halper would be "Berper"" Delta: "Who'd Gunther Berger be? "Gerber"?" Bernice: "Yeah! And Rosa Aragones would be "Rosara" Tiffany: "Tiffany Farrell would still be "Snothead"" Bernice: "Although "Tiffell" kinda suits her"
As she brings beauty into the roomAnd drool on the floor?