Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for June 25, 2015

Oh, a mud run. Sounds thrilling.

Yeah… when Frank reacts to something like a “Mud Run”, you know he’s probably somewhere in the middle of a Mid Life Crisis…. – Don’t let Frank fool you… The M in his name (not really!) stands for “Milhaus”, not "Mud"….

“Here’s Mud In Your Eye”“A Soil-ent Green Thumb”“Secret Ad-mire-er”“Cruisin’ For An Oozin’ "“A Dirty Old Man”“An Obstacle! Of Course!”“A Life Of Ooze”“The Old Mudslinger”“Campaign Of Pain”or“Soiled Yer Pants”

A mud run? Woo-hoo!

A Mud Run sounds like a much cheaper thing to get excited about than restoring the warehouse.

God – Gimme Frank’s address so I can sell him something…

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud, and then crosses back?

The hell is wrong with nearly everyone here? Luann’s parents are divorcing for sure. Frank is in a midlife crisis. It’s a fricking comic! It’s not gonna mirror real life. I’m sorry your parents hate each other and left you feeling confused in life. Let comics just be comics.

There have been some “scary reports” in the news lately, about being careful- not from the course, but from the mud, itself….

HUH??

Or a mud-life crisis

Yet more proof that exercise is bad for you!

Frank: “Why don’t we hold the event at the warehouse venue that we don’t yet own?And while you’re there, you can check it out for code violations.”

This is an eerie coincidence. Gross! http://news.yahoo.com/video/woman-gets-flesh-eating-bacteria-102925237.html

They’re hosting a mud run for everyone with intestinal parasites, colitis, and gastroenteritis. It’s going to be gross. But it’s for a good cause!

Thanks for being such a good sport! Especially after I wrote such a ridiculous joke. :)

I’m with Nancy here.

New poll up: Are you musically talented?

What are the chances of success for the new warehouse venture?1) 10 votes – Guaranteed because of the adults2) 8 votes – Zero, with TJ involved3) 8 votes – Uncertain, like Luann herself4) 8 votes – Other (mixed responses)5) 2 votes – Low due to zoning laws

Oh GREAT.The “Firehouse” is hosting a “Mud Run.”In the meantime, homes all over the town of Pitts are burning to the ground.BAH!!

Wait a Sec: “Mud.” “Mud-Wrestling!!” Featuring a bevy of Top-Heavy, Buxom, ANGRY Babes!

Hey Frank? About what to Feature at Your Warehouse, Art Museum, COFFFEE House Thing……,

Watch out for a flesh eating bacteria.

Mud run…. Hmmmmmmm….

Usually Fire Depts. hold something quite “opposite” to this. It’s called a “wed down.” Whenever a new fire house or station is built, or a new piece of apparatus is acquired, the community celebrates by wetting said new house/gear down. FD’s from around the community will arrive at the new house or where the new rig is stationed, approach it with Lights & Sirens on, and pull out a hose and wet the thing down (as if it were on fire). Then they go party at the house.

Depending on the water source, I guess, a lot safer from a health perspective and maybe a bit cleaner. Just don’t “straight stream” anyone (i.e. full blast of the hose with no sprinkle diffuser)…

I’m surprised to see Nancy excited at possible wedding news; I didn’t realize she got over her animosity towards Toni.

we already know where the venue will be and I suppose the wedding will be its inaugural event

What’s a Sigmoidoscopy???.A Sigmoidoscopy is one shove short of a Colonoscopy.

There was a time long ago when Brad was frustrated with Toni’s neverending stalling in making plans for that big wedding. Now he doesn’t seem to care. What happened?

Where are they making the mud run to? Seems kind of cruel to make the mud run at all. For one thing is there such a thing as runny mud? I’m so confused.

Sheesh, Mom. Get your mind out of the wedding canal.

A “mud run”, aka a chance to “share” with your friends and community.

I have run many organized races, but a mud run I avoid. That mud is full of unhealthy things, and I don’t want to waller in it.

my want to go there… http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/health/texas-mom-blinded-flesh-eating-bacteria-mud-run-article-1.2269721

Maybe Bwad is sneakily going to have it be a “Mud Run” themed wedding ceremony and party? He and Toni became too frustrated with all the “themes” and decided to do something wild and crazy. It will save a lot on planning and what not. Then, they can also save, and have Subway cater the event. :)

You can tell that Brad’s & Luann’s mom wants grandchildren. And NOT those born on the wrong side of the blanket type.

“I Got The Runs”^Either that, or “Runs In The Family”!

“I won!!! What did I win?? What’s a Sigmoidoscopy???”^And 1st runner up was only a VW Bug …..

One man’s “big news” (Brad’s) is another’s “ho hum” (mine). Our village FD doesn’t sponsor mud runs, and I think that’s just fine….

If they really want to raise money, they should host mud WRESTLING (with Toni in the main event).

Frank and the Captain of Brad’s Fire Station have both lost their minds. Maybe both are having ‘mid-life crises’. Whatever happened to just buying a red sports car and toupe?

Guys! What would happen to them if they couldn’t get a good woman to set them straight?

“Well, I suppose he could at least spring for a red toupee…”*BS – Love the red toupee. Or as his assistant asked my doctor, “Why are you wearing a dead gopher on your head today?” (Yeah, he kept his job)

Remember Frank. Mud spelled backwards is Dum! From that wise sage, Bugs Bunny.

What! The fire dept. in Southern California is going to waste water on a MUD run? I see some water shaming in the forecast.*BTW – did you get the cloud I sent your way? Might have boomeranged because it’s storming here again as of 5 minutes ago.

Send messages of condolences to Emma Peel today…

I was a Tara person…. ;)

But, yes, Sad to see Patrick MacNee depart.

Brings to mind a line from a(n) (in)famous play: “Toupe….or not toupe… just answer the dumb question!” (“Taming Of The Strand Or Two”, starring Billy Shatmer and Patty Stalwart)

Ok, I give up trying to read this with my weak eyes. What does the button on his collar say?

I still haven’t figured how Frank’s mid-life crisis “dream” (has he ever had it before?) has roped Nancy into the idea that their entire life savings and house (as collateral) should be risked on this venture.

(How’d THAT get posted to the wrong page?)