Mannequin on the Moon by Ian Boothby and Pia Guerra for May 18, 2022

OK. That will have an interest rate of 50 percent. Weekly.

Ok, here’s a dollar. Get lost.

Banker: How small? Customer: None of your business.

Banker: For what? Customer: None of your business.

Banker: Do you have collateral? Customer: None of your business.

Banker: How will you pay it back? Customer: None of your business.

Okay. I think we have just the thing for you: The amount is none of your business. It will start at a time that is none of your business. Most importantly, we will help none of your businesses ever.

I’ll transfer you to our You Can’t Afford It department.

odd how this has become normal & acceptable

I’m sorry sir, but that’s not our business, the business we’re in.

He’s probably better off getting a job there, then he can learn how to make money like a pro million dollar thug, instead of a two bit thug.