Mannequin on the Moon by Ian Boothby and Pia Guerra for October 24, 2022

Hey! I resemble that remark! (Besides, I remember four chords.)

three chords and the truth!

That’s enough for any punk song.

You can play the Stones with two!

As per Lou Reed: “In rock’n’roll, all you need is 1 chord, 2 at most. 3 and you are now talking Jazz”

It worked for Creedence Clear Water and The Ramones.

There will be a parade of guitars in your future. All with different personalities and the promise you will magically become ‘good’ without effort. You will want at least one of each. But first you will have to get through the finger callous phase. Don’t get discouraged. Everyone form eight to eighty has gone through it.

And will make a fine prop in your Zoom background.

G, Okay I think that I C D advantage of that.

Wouldn’t two necks make it twice as good?

“But you’re going to need a much shinier strap.” :)

The cords? You Can’t Handle the Cords!