Matt Bors for April 07, 2008

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The latest campaign ad declares... "John McCain: The AMERICAN President AMERICANS have been waiting for!" Hillary The American President Americans Hate More With Each Passing Second. Obama The KENYAN president AL QAEDA has been waiting for. John McCain: Americans of America! Unlike my opponents, I pledge to use the word "American" in every possible way allowed under the English - er, AMERICAN language! He's the preferred choice of American birds of prey! Did you know? John McCain has been an American for 71 years...why did the other candidates wait so long to be born? SOUVENIR AMERICAN SOIL Available exclusively at McCain campaign events! (Offer good only to Americans)