Matt Bors for November 26, 2008

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TRUE: The Pentagon is increasing its payments to Afghans when we accidentally bomb their family. Soldier: Cheer up. TO orphan boy Pay Memo Freedom! $20,000 But that does nothing for the ones we kill. We need a NEW plan that speaks to their needs. Military Officer: From now on, ALL Afghans will receive HUGE CASH GIVEAWAYS so they can live it up BEFORE we kill them! Under the plan, Afghans will live in luxury on the U.S. taxpayer's dime. Man: Like bank executives! STEAM ROOM The popularity of the occupation will SOAR! From this: Man: I could die tonight. To this: Man: I could die tonight. KE-RACK!