Matt Bors for December 03, 2008

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Bush's playground at Guantanamo Bay would soon be closed. It was time for ONE LAST HURRAH. George W. Bush: President Cheney and I cordially invite you to our going away Gitmo bash! Dick Cheney: Don't wear orange. Obama would never prosecute them for anything they ever did - or WOULD DO in their final days. George W. Bush: We've only got a few weeks of lawlessness left... LET'S MAKE 'EM COUNT! Their only concern was whether they would run out of beer...and bodies. CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! Their only crime was having too much fun. Dick Cheney: Enhanced celebration techniques.