Matt Bors for June 22, 2009

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Everyone loved when Obama put the smackdown on a FLY in the middle of an interview. Pretending it's Hannity WHAP! Not PETA. They condemned the President for his savage act of cruelty against an insect. Woman: His name was MORTY DRUCKLER and he was a beloved member of the fly community! PeTA Morty was born last Tuesday in a working class area of Bo Obama's poop. He dedicated his life to raising awareness about the barbarity of bug zappers. Insecto Cide! He is survived by his loving wife, Laura, and their three adorable maggots. HOME SWEET HOME (Please do not send condolences, as Morty's entire family will already be dead from old age.)