Matt Bors for October 03, 2011
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A recent poll shows God's approval rating has sunk to 52% TRUE Wolf Blitzer: The lowest since we began asking the lepers of Galilee in 100 B.C. God came into office facing a world without form and void, but his favorability has steadily declined since creating man from a piece of clay. Crusades Thing Black Plague Yoko Ono O.J. Verdict Many point to the deity's handling of the economy and recent changes to Facebook they don't like. Woman: "Let there be light!" Now THAT was bold leadership. Where is he today? Appearing on toast in Nebraska. God: OK, the toast bit was bad... But I'm not responsible for Mark Zuckerberg. He was born of a jackal.
grayhares01 almost 13 years ago
This is actually pretty funny…
keechum almost 13 years ago
It is a shame you couldn’t have had an experience like my wife. God not only spoke to her but put his arm around her, and she is not an emotional person.
dahawk almost 13 years ago
I had rather put my faith and trust in God and be wrong (which, according to your belief, I would never know) than not do so and find out that was wrong by meeting him face to face! Nothing to lose, everything to gain.
yohannbiimu almost 13 years ago
So, the point being, we ought to give Obama a break for all of HIS idiotic handling of his office? Bors is an idiot. He’s gone so far as to point fingers at what he assumes are make-believe pies up in the skies, rather than the 100,000 ton tyrannosaurus rex in the room. The stupidity on display here is mind-numbing.
Dtroutma almost 13 years ago
Wow, a ‘toon addressing recent polls that show "God"s not getting good reviews, and Zuckerberg’s losing friends with his latest spy network upgrade, and the “Jesus freaks” turn it on Obama? I too found it funny grayhares.
Noveltman almost 13 years ago
Isn’t Bors the best? Believers hate when people point out how childish their actions are.
yohannbiimu almost 13 years ago
And, OBAMA publicly identifies himself as part of that “fraud.” He’s as hypocritical as all of those you point your partisan finger at. Where is the rage against HIM?
RoyW123 almost 13 years ago
Heh. Another personification of God that I do not believe in!