Mike du Jour by Mike Lester for December 14, 2024

Yes, the gift that keeps on giving

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

Walmart has fruit fly traps.

Ewwwwww

Ewwwwww

Ewwwwww

☺️☺️☺️☺️

Next time start with a green banana so it’s fully ripe when opened.

And it can still be used to make next year’s fruitcake to pass around. Nobody’s gonna eat that either.

At least he didn’t have to pay 6 million dollars for it.

Have a very fruit fly Christmas

Should have seen that coming! Good one, Mike Lester.

Now the internet is telling us to wash our bananas, even though we don’t eat the peel. What’s up with that?? :)