Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for July 06, 2019

Would that it did. Sigh…

Now to be ecologically responsible you should just take a picture of it and release it back into the wild.

The new natural

I have a “garbage” email account that I use to register for some sites. I used it to respond to some scammers. I told them that I was on a quest to collect all the African countries I could where there was millions of dollars waiting for me if I could just give them my bank account number.

I was on a first name basis with the Nigerian Minister of Finance.

Do you have a nuclear waste medical bag or a nice syringe?

Yep, tidey up the shoreline.

Unfortunately that is becoming the norm. People are too lazy to put trash were it belongs. If it was a boater, why was he drinking and driving? Whether he is driving a car or a boat it is still drinking and driving.

Now you can start another collection, there’s plenty where that came from.

Trash has been dumped in the oceans for years in place of landfills. Why not fill up old abandoned stone quarries etc. instead!

His mother made him give up his “sharps” collection.

I hope you have a plastic fishing net cause that is 48% of all the plastics in the ocean. Straws are 1/100th of 1%.

That “completes” his collection? I would have thought that was the first installment, since they’re pretty much ubiquitous.