Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for October 14, 2020

Give her a Wonder Woman costume to put her in the proper spirit.

It can be especially tricky if it comes from an affiliate.

Or untracked if sent via other carriers. And that was before CV-19 gummed up the works.

Prime day, huh?

Tracking packages only leads to madness! Just order what you need in plenty of time and put it in the back of your mind. I’ve had some packages take 3 months. Not a big deal. If an time is critical, I go to a STORE and buy it.

“The spoor is fresh”. Every Tarzan book.

It’s amazing how all that stuff comes out of a river in south america!

And tomorrow…Robotic Vacuums 101.

Where’s Waldorf salad bowl set.

“We live in the western U.S., so when it gets to this town in Illinois we can watch Mommy’s package fall off the face of the earth for 2 days!”

Trying to track a package from B.F.E.