Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for July 28, 2023

Does the bathtub size come with a mortgage?

Get the small or medium. You can’t afford the bathtub size.

Can you imagine a theater filled with tubs instead of reclining seats? A place where people can take a bath and watch a movie at the same time.LOL

Next time, bring a forklift to the movies.

Reminds me of Parks and Recreations and the EXTRA LARGE sodas. If you drank one, you’d never see the movie being in the restroom every 10 minutes.

Small

Don’t do theaters anymore – rent/stream on home system and can pause whenever we want for breaks – no disruptions and/or inconsiderate theater goers to bother us – and the popcorn is our preferred brand ;0)

I miss movie theater popcorn.

I’ll just have a small tub of butter. Salted of course.

Sorry. Your credit card maxed out on the ticket and sodas. You can use the cash machine across the lobby for the popcorn.

Please put it in a 55 gallon drum

My answer: “No!”