Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for March 04, 2025

Eggscellent humor

They didn’t drop in price on day one, or two, or three………….

Instead of scrambled, how about omelets?

I had two egg sandwiches Sunday.

Poached eggs. Sounds better than stolen.

A guy walks into a psychiatrist’s office and says, hey doc, my brother’s crazy! He thinks he’s a chicken. Then the doc says, why don’t you turn him in? Then the guy says, I would but I need the eggs.

Woody Allen in Annie Hall

The password at the alley door was ‘Hen pecked’.

That could be it, these days.

Gourmet cheeseburger?

Eggs will remain expensive for a while. Bacon will be cheap as other countries put tariffs on American Agricultural goods. Farmers will be forced to sell off their crops and livestock at a loss due to loss of overseas markets.

I wonder if the pig farmers in Eastern North Carolina knew that this is what they voted for in November. But I don’t care, I’m not a pig farmer and I like bacon. /s

always checking the price of eggs at Aldis(cheapest) 2 weeks ago when I checked $4.37. yesterday $6.00. Limit of 2 doz per person

Eggs have not risen in price in Canada, but I get mine delivered by the farmer every week.