Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for March 11, 2025

Try wearing a C-pap mask, I have a neighbor that looks like one of those thing from Alien got hold of him.

“…grappled with a tiger.” And lost!

There’s a mirror in my office, I just looked at myself

Either there is a strong wind in here, or I have severe bedhead

Imagine what you’d look like without it.

I refuse to look into a mirror first thing in the morning.

Last time I looked in a mirror an old man was in there staring back at me!

Here I thought you joined a roller derby club.

The hope is that, like facial reconstruction, you’ll look and feel better. From the examples where stars have ‘been done,’ neither of those goals was ever reached.

When I had hair, I’d often wake up as a Deadhead with bedhead.

“with”….pretty sure it’s “grappled with”