Monty by Jim Meddick for July 13, 2011
July 12, 2011
July 14, 2011
Transcript:
Monty: Um, I'm starting to get a little worried about this... Man: No, no, it's OK... #1) it's never been firmly established that a zombie - monkey virus is transmittable to humans... #2) to become a zombie I'd have to die first anyway. #3) so far I've shown no increased interest in devouring human brains... Monty: Well, OK. I'll go make up the couch... Man: Wait. Do you smell that? Monty: Smell what? Man: It smells like parietal lobe in here. Monty: Like what? Man: Never mind.
Sisyphos over 13 years ago
I feel a little sorry for Brad, who has not yet processed the fact that he has become a zombie. But I worry more for Monty and every other living creature nearby that has a brain. What does Fate (a.k.a. Jim Meddick) have in store?
billyruffian over 13 years ago
I think Brad’s in zombie-denial – what are the four stages of becoming a zombie again? Shock, denial, anger, acceptance? I don’t think Monty wants to wait around for the last two…
William Bednar Premium Member over 13 years ago
Actually, if you will allow me. The four stages of becoming a zombie are: Shock, denial, anger, hunger (for brains, of course)!!
demorodney over 13 years ago
A lot of Scott Walkers wandering around?
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML over 13 years ago
Monkey Brains are a delicacy in some Asian countries…. I’m outta here..!!!!
Steve Bartholomew over 13 years ago
Let’s all remember that the brain is the organ highest in cholesterol. Just a tip to the health-conscious.
baileydean over 13 years ago
Ahh… like you can’t sense the anise-smell of parietal…? T’cha! C’mon.Out of the closet, Zomb!!
Coyoty Premium Member over 13 years ago
Monty’s not brainy enough to really “activate” Brad. Now if the Doc were to walk in now…
Hunter7 over 13 years ago
Most zombies seem to prefer the rushed lunch of warm brains. But like monkey brains, are best served chilled over shaved ice with a twist of lemon & lime and fresh basil. On the half shell, of course.